imasandwich

Im Boring.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:35:48 GMT

The following is stupid. But it did kill 30 minutes of my work day. Only 30 more to go.

Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
I don’t remember the name of the last Transvestite/cross dresser I talked to. But im sure I did love him/her

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yea, maybe she’ll remember it this time.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
absolutely fucking nothing

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
My Mom? Or maybe Dat? Or was it Matt Damon?

Last restaurant you went to?
Aoba Sushi.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Some asshole probably.

Did you have an exciting last weekend?
I ate pizza with bacon on it. It was strips of bacon too, not the bacon-bit shit most places use. So yea, that was pretty exciting.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
I once passed out mid sentence while climbing through a window.

What do you spend most of your money on?
Hookers and bibles.

Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?
Probably in Ungoro Crater being killed by that God damn Devilsaur!

Ever kissed someone over 30?
36. Oh and that one hot grandma in Norfolk.

Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
I haven’t told them I was adopted yet.

Do you like yourself?
I don’t like Ramiz Yousef. He was a terrorist. But Im not a terrorist. So Yes, I like myself.

Have you ever dyed your hair?
Blonde, bleach, black, brown, red, orange, even blue once.

Are you wearing a necklace?
never.

Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
I would like to fix people who pop their collar on pink polo shirts. But once they reach that point you cant really fix em. You just have to put em down for good.

Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
An entire redo would be nice.

Are you an emotional person?
only when im feeling emotional.

What's something that can always make you feel better?
Pizza and Sleep.

Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Naw.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Nope. Threw that shit out long time ago.

How's your heart lately?
I actually take fish oil tablets each day for a healthy heart.

Are you a cuddler?
Im more of a snuggler.

Will this weekend be a good one?
No. But the next few should be swell.

What do you want right now?
A back massage. And an Android. And an argyle style shirt.

Who hugged you last?
Scott? Maybe Jamin or Ryan. No, it was my Dad. Man….it would be nice to be hugged by a female once and a while.

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
It was an accident. I thought it was my thong. Seriously.

Are you a kissable person?
I have many sources who say I am an excellent kisser.

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
I tend to spread them myself about myself.

What is your relationship status?
Deceased?

Who was the last person to come to your house?
Ryan. We watched Motorcycle Diary’s together.

What would you name your future daughter?
Rubin Rubin

Who and when was the last concert you went to?
Its been a long time. Maybe Peaches and Eagles of Death Metal. In August I shall witness Motorhead and Judas Priest.

What did you eat for lunch today?
Sushi

Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Wake up, W.O.W., sleep. I might have to pee sometime tomorrow.

The last song you heard?
Brown Eyed Girl

What do you think of love?
It is missed.

Do you still talk to any of your ex's?
No.

Name 1 thing good about Myspace?
……..No.

How do you feel about abortions?
They are fucking AWESOME! But the book was much better.

Describe your bestfriend?
Very tall. Nice body odor. Funny hair and excellent taste in music.

Who was the last person to touch you?
Some creepy guy who I think was hitting on me at the gym.

Do you like someone?
I like everyone.

Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?
Hit? Like as in by a car? Yes?

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?
Yes, Scott. Again with the dudes.

Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
One dude who I use to know who worked at a comic store was arrested for child molestation. He was a dork.

Would you make a sex tape with you in it for 3 million dollars?
Yes. Yes I would.

Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
Sure. Alls fair in flirting and such.

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine. It is very comfortable.

Do you want to dance?
Im afraid of dancing. But im warming up to the idea. I like to watch others dance.

Last time you took a shower?
twice a day usually.

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
Whatever floats your boat.

Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yes. Im fat.

What do you usually do first in the morning?
Fart.

Do you have a best friend?
Several BFF’s!

Mechanical Nightmare.

Mon, 05 May 2008 20:26:56 GMT

For centuries, Man has warned of his own destruction. How his own creation, technology will rise and overthrow its masters. That day is upon us.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/05/05/robotic.squirrel.ap/index.html

On a related note, the 4th Terminator will be PG-13. This truely is the end of the world.

Punching March In Its Fucking Throat

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:13:43 GMT

March kicked my ass. I probably left my apartment a total of 4 times. I was stricken with the flu, double ear infection, double eye infection, and a sinus infection. Then, when my ears finally popped after three weeks, I am finally able to hear my breaks grinding every time I slow down. God knows how long they've been doing that. Apparently enough to fuck my routers. $350. But fuck it. Im healthy! Time to become the social butterfly emerging from his cocoon. Time to get back in shape. So I head off to Sport Rock expecting a difficult day due to my atrophy. Turns out i did pretty well, some v1's, almost to the level when i stopped. And I wasnt even sore the next day. But the next night was one of the worst I have ever had.
Apparently i managed to strain not only my back but my upper abdomen at the same fucking time. Imagine someone constantly punching you in the stomach and back for 6 hours straight. I was literally rolling on the ground in pain. I popped god knows how many ibuprofen. No effect. I was so worn out. All I wanted to do was sleep but the pain kept me up all night. So finally at 5am I drive to a 24hour CVS. That was an adventure in itself since the sleeping pills started to kick in. Kinda like driving after a 12pack. So I stumble into CVS wearing sweatpants, slippers, and a hoodie. Sweat was dripping down my face from the pain. My hair mashed up on both sides. I actually doubled over in the medicine isle and stayed on one knee for a few minutes. Then the cops show up.
The nice old lady behind the counter apparently thought I was a drug addict trying to break into the pharmacy. I told the surprisingly friendly cops of my injuries and they let me on my way with a $40 heating pad and $20 worth of over the counter pain medicine. I finally passed out around 7 with a heating pad wrapped around my stomach and enough pills in my belly to destroy an elephants liver. I feel a lot better now but seriously, why does crazy shit like this keep happening to me? Is my guardian angel just a stoned hippie sitting on a couch watching The Jeffersons reruns? Does lady luck think im a sexist asshole? Does God really hate me for looking at all that internet porn in college? Give me a break! I had a T1 connection! Fuck March. And April better be not have anything up its sleeve if it knows whats good for it.

That is all....

Weird Shit Like This Only Happens To Me.

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:31:57 GMT

Im at work and I just went to the bathroom. I used a urinal. A spider landed on my dick. Well, not my dick but the my left hand which was presently holding my dick. It was just a litte guy but it was the last thing i expected to happen at that moment and I freaked out and started jumping and twirling and smashing my hand against the wall. I pissed all over my hands, the wall, my shirt and pants, and probably the spider too. I spent twenty minutes trying to dry the piss stains off my clothes using the hot air hand dryer. I still have to sit here for thirty more minutes till I can go home and shower. This really pisses me off.

that is all....

Diagnosis: Murder

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:12:02 GMT

Ok, so like, I totally had the flu, alright? And then, like, it totally backed up my sinuses and I was like "What-ev!" It was sooooo backed up that, OMG it went into my eyes and ears, AS-IF! Then, like, totally got infected. So I had2infected eyes and 2 infected ears WTF! It was like I was drunk and hungover at the same time, 24-7! Like. I couldnt stand up with out puking or falling down. Ewe, GROSS! So my BFF told me to go see a doctor and she gave me like sooooo many prescriptions and they cost alot so now im, like, broke. F That!. And now im totally back at work but im totally not feeling well yet totally at all.....totally!

Like, That is alll..

I Hate My Head

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:49:20 GMT

Well my week-long cold is gone. It was getting pretty bad. My sinuses were so bad that fluid was draining out of my eyes. Then, it started clogging up my ears. I tried popping my ears but that just made it worse. I squeezed my nose shut and blew hard. I felt air blowing out of my ears but then none got sucked back in. So now there's basically a vacuum inside my head creating even more pressure that wont go away. Its making me disoriented because my equilibrium is all thrown off. And because of that I have been constantly dizzy and nauseous all day long.
Ive tried taking antihistamines, taking a long, warm shower, using ear wax removal stuff, using a humidifier, yawning, chewing gum, standing on my head. I cant walk straight and it hurts to stand up. I think its causing an ear infection and my jaw hurts. Hopefully ill be able to sleep tonight. If its still clogged in the morning ill go to the doctors.

that is all....

Alexander Graham Bell Is A Bitch

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:08:18 GMT

A phone conversation I had at work today:

Me: RE/MAX blah blah blah how can I help you?
Stupidman: I need to talk to an agent I use to work with in your office immediately.
Me: Sure. What is their name?
Stupidman: See, I cant remember......It was definitely a man.
Me:...........................do you know what property you two were working on?
Stupidman: No, it was a long time ago. Look, I just want to give them some business.
Me: Why dont you try going to our website. It has pictures of all our agents. Maybe..
Stupidman: NO! Look, how many agents do you have in your office?
Me: about 60 I guess.
Stupidman: You guess? You dont know the exact amount?
Me: No...
Stupidman: So half of those are male right?
Me: Not really. There's more women here....
Stupidman: So that leaves 30 possiblities right?
Me: That still doesn't narrow it down to 1.

This conversation continues for several minutes. He keeps calling me back. He bitches and moans some more and then demands to speak with my boss. I gladly transfer him. Later I had a grand time describing the conversation to my Boss. The words "other-worldly" "Stupify" "ridiculous" "dumbfounded" and "I have no idea" were used. My boss agreed.

Ive also been sick all week and thats why I haven't seen anyone recently.

That is all...

Egg-cellent!

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:43:44 GMT

I went grocery shopping last night. I was sad. Then I saw that they had the Easter candy out already (isn't that shit in April or something?). I searched the isle franticly. I could not find them. I was very sad. Then I found them. Those little treasures. Now I am happy. I can haz Cabury Eggs! God bless Jesus second birthday!

Its a little known secret that Jews love Cadbury Eggs. We covet them. We horde them. We worship them as false idols. But something is amiss in Mr. Cadbury's factory. Last year I ate a shitload of the fuckers. But they didn't seem as big as they use to. I figured my hands were just bigger than when I was a kid and thats why they seem smaller. But I went to Cadbury's website anyways and sure enough, in the FAQ section it states "They're not smaller, your just bigger!". I accepted this blind truth and continued my gorging. Then a few months later I saw the Conan O'Brien show on TV. One of the guests was fellow Jew B.J. Novak, who writes for the show The Office and also stars as Ryan the Intern. He too loves Cabury Eggs. He talked about how he would buy them by the hundreds so he would have a supply for the entire year. He also got the feeling he was getting "Jew'd" with the size of his new Cadbury Eggs. So he went through his collection and found one from several years ago. On the show they did a side by side comparison and the new eggs were SIGNIFICANTLY smaller that the older ones.

Cadbury lied to us. They cheated us. They broke our hearts. But Mr. Cadbury is my crack dealer and I can never give up his product. I will continue to eat the eggs. But each time I open one I will be thinking about how much better it would be if it was the older, bigger size. I will be sad.

Im bored. Sorry.

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:33:06 GMT

stolen unabashedly from

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Leave the country
2. Go to a Sci-Fi convention

3. Having sex again would be nice

Three Names You Go By:
1. Rubin
2. Moses

3. ODJ (Ol Dirty Jew)

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1. N0fat6irls

2. Matzaballz4u
3. imasandwich

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1. I have very pretty eyes
2. Always been proud of my calf muscles

3. I can bend my thumb back really far

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1. Russian
2. Polish
3. English

Three Things That Scare You:
1. Squirrels
2. cockroaches
3. Fireworks

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Sleep
2. Shower

3. pizza

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Carrhartt socks. The greatest socks in the world
2. Aqua Di Gio

3. Plaid boxers

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1. NINe inch nails
2. The Kinks
3. The Blood Brothers

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1. Mother-Danzig
2. Brothers of Metal-Manowar
3. Coming to America-Neil Diamond

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1. Comfort
2. Relaxation

3. Stability

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1. Im shy

2. I read every night before bed

3. I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1. Boob
2. The other boob
3. Shoulders

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Going to the movies
2. Hiking

3. Eating Pizza while watching football

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Sleep
2. Eat at Five Guys
3. Play Ping pong

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1. I don’t really think about my career/future careers that much. Probably not a good thing

2.
3.

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. Japan
2. Egypt

3. Germany

Three Names You Like:
1. Jonathan
2. Jose
3. Leto

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1. Im afraid of insects.
2. I listen to ABBA & Britney Spears.
3. I get hit on by old creepy men.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1. Im hairy

2. I scream a the TV when watching football

3. I drink beer

Iowa Vs. Rubin

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:06:26 GMT

Im a big political geek. And man did shit go down in Iowa! Ima bout to break it down for yallz.

First up the Republicans. Huckabee, who had no money and no support a month ago kicked Romneys ass. McCain did fairly well. Everyone else blows. From here on out Huckabee will probably drop alot while Romney fights McCain for the nomination. Im pullin for McCain.

Dem Dem's: Obama takes the lead. It was kind of expected. What wasn't expected was Edwards coming in second. Clinton got kicked to third. From here it will be a three way race for the nod. Edwards has come back to his 1st tier contender status. My man Joe Biden dropped out with only 1%. Which means ill probably be voting for Edwards on Feb. 12th.

Who's gonna be prez? I predict McCain if he can get the nomination. If not, then Guliani. I don't think the dems will win because Hillary will probably get the nomination and she wont be able to win the general election. Either way, at least it aint another Bush.

That is all...

A.C. Slater Sucks

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:04:41 GMT

I hate Mario Lopez. I always have since Saved By The Bell. I have no idea why.

That is all...

Goodbye Grammy.

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:06:20 GMT

Grammy was my best friends grandmother. Paul's mom spent most of the time out of the country on business so Grammy basically raised Paul and his brother. I spent more time at Pauls in highschool that I did at my own home. We would get drunk in the basement and smoke in the backyard while Grammy spent all night reading in her blue nightgown and smoking in the kitchen. Raising a bunch of hell-raisers like us wasn't easy for her. Not only did she feed and keep the three of us in line, she practically adopted the rest of our neighborhood friends. She wasn't afraid to smack us around if we got out of line, but everyone loved her like their own grandmother.

She died last night of lung cancer at the age of 87. As a testamate to her strong souther roots, she refused treatment. Prefering to live out her last days in peace with her family. But before her death she was able to spend the summer at a beach house with 30 of her closest friends along with five generations of children, grand children, and great grandkids. Sorry to bring everyone down so close to Christmas. I just wanted to reminisce a little.

Shayna Jesus Rubin

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:58:53 GMT

Im finally over my cold I got last Thrusday. It was worth it to see the Redskins win.

I saw Beowulf in 3D last night. It was outstanding. I also saw Lars & The Real Doll a few weeks ago which was a great movie. Its about a socially awkward guy who pretends his sex doll is his real-life girlfriend. Its not nearly as perverted as you might think. Infact it was a very sweet movie. I still want to see No Country For Old Men, Michael Clayton, I Am Legend, Sweeny Todd, and American Gangster.

My mother had her 60th birthday party last week. I found out that since I was so small, they thought I was going to be a girl. I was going to be named "Shayna" which means beautiful in Hebrew. My 4 year old sister at the time was just starting to learn about other religions and wanted to name me Jesus.

The weapons came in. The maces are smaller than I thought they would be. But they're still weapons.

My Druid finally hit 70.

I will be voting for Joe Biden come February 12th.

As I was waiting for Ryan to go see Beowulf, an older man asked if he could bum a smoke. This guy looked exactly like The Smoking Man from the X-files. Then he started asking me about which bars I go to around here and how he smokes because he has an "oral" fixation. And he said it in a creepy "Imnotarapist-unlessyouwantmetobe" kind of way. Then Ryan came up and he thanked me for the smoke and left. I think The Smoking Man wanted to "smoke" me off. It was the closest ive come to scoring in months.

That is all...

"...A Lonely Jew, On Christmas"

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:36:02 GMT

To celebrate the birth of Lord & Savior Jesus Christ, your friendly neighborhood Jew has bought weapons. Lots of weapons. These Christmas gifts will be given out to alot of people who read this. Quantity permitting. Those Ive known longest get first dibs. They range in category from stealthy ninja supplies to medieval battle armaments.

These are real weapons whose purpose is to maim and kill and I would be very disappointed if you all at least didn't "accidentally" impail someone you care about this holiday. If you do receive a gift from me please don't feel obligated to get me one. The killer-instinct twinkle in your eye as you hold your blood-soaked weapon victoriously is all the thanks I need.

Merry Christmas!

Love,
Rubin

...More Than Hitler, Stalin, And George Bush Combined.

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:16:28 GMT

As a young lad I loved WW2 stuff, Transformers cartoons, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and Friday the 13th films. As a young man I have watched the abominations that are produced when Michael Bay perverts all that was good in the world.

Michael Bay will be producing a fucking REMAKE of the original Friday the 13th. Michael Bays version will have a hockeymask wearing Jason as the main character. Grown-up Jason wasn't even in the first movie. Jason didnt wear a fucking mask until the third movie. I know im the only one that cares. I know I take my movies too seriously. But Goddamn do I hate that fucking man.

"...Like A Teenager With Their First Credit Card..."

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:36:49 GMT

Shit Ive bought online this past week:

Wireless FM Adaptor - $.99
Heart Rate Monitor - $35
Phantasam dvd - $6.99
Battlestar Galactica Season 1 - $24.99
Machete Tshirt - $15
Power Yoga dvds - $14
New Zippo Lighter - $25
Star Trek Movie collection - $38.99
Hunters of Dune Book - $7.99
This Is England Dvd - $14
Tickets for Lars & The Real Doll - $12

I need to stop. I havent even started Christmas shopping yet.

Good Genes

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 17:29:52 GMT

I haven't worn a pair of blue jeans since i was ten. I use to wear corduroy, then cargo, carpenter, carhartt. I dont really have a good reason for my lack of denim. I just found them uninteresting. But lately ive become tired of my current pants selection. The time has come for Rubin to don Jeans. But I don't know how to buy Jeans. Do I buy Levi? Gap? Or whatever brand is trendy these days? Should they have a "stressed", worn look or brand new? Do they have pre-broken-in jeans or does that defeat the purpose/fun of jeans? Basically, i just need suggestions on where I should go to buy comfortable and not to expensive jeans and what brand is reliable. So....suggest!

Angry Phallus

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:04:14 GMT

I love my spam. Im seriously thinking about ordering whatever "Mega-Dic" is just so they stay in business and keep sending me a dozen of these crazy messages a day. But lately, similar to political advertisements, the messages have become increasingly aggressive and hostile. This latest one is very insulting and rude.

"Are you sick of viewing films for men and polishing the knob, because you cannot find a hottie, who would like to get laid by such a tiny phallus as yours?

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From this point forward, I shall refer to all females as "filly's"

Cut-It-Out

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:57:13 GMT

If theres one thing in this world i hate more than haircuts its long hair. So I finally broke down and went to get a haircut yesterday. I don't know why but getting my haircut freaks me the fuck out. I never go to the same place. I never tell them what I want done, I just keep saying yes and nodding my head. They usually dont speak english so it works out. Then I usually get a small panic attack and start sweating. Alot. While the chicks cutting my hair. But this time I didn't sweat.
Instead I started to giggle. Like a school-girl. He was using the small clippers to trim my neck hair and it really tickled. Especially when he got close to my ears. Im very tickelish. I tried to hold it in but that just made the giggles worse. The laughing made my head bob slightly causing him to mess up a few times. So yea, I fucked up my own hair because I was giggling like a school girl.

Pick your friends...

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:45:31 GMT

Im at work and I just got picking my nose. And it wasn't one of those "oh I was just scratching the inside of my nose" picks. I was up to the first joint, really getting in there. He walked past me on the way out the door. He waived and said goodbye. I said goodbye. I didn't want to pull my finger out cause that might have been gross. So I said goodbye with my finger up my nose. Last Friday I think someone else noticed me doing lunges at my desk. People at work think im weird.

Mega-Dic

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:33:24 GMT

I get about 6 of these a day. I find myself looking forward to them in the morning. Language-barriers will not stop me from getting an errection:

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Didn't you feel sad?

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Didn't you feel like a loser?

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Eye-spy

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:36:09 GMT

So today in the mail I received ten sets of fake eyelashes for my halloween costume. One of my co-workers saw the box on my desk and now thinks Im a cross-dresser. I told him it was for my halloween costume and he said "a little early for halloween purchases?" This is the same guy who yesterday saw me with my head inside a candy dish on top of my desk. I stuck my head in there like an ostridge because my reflection in the bowl made me look like a horse. I get very bored at work.

All Your Spam Are Belong To Us.

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:24:36 GMT

Some spam I saved at work. They make me smile.

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And my favorite. "...It make your Dic as big lizzard! So big women want to can play football on it! Other man are shameful!"

Happy Pee

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:51:30 GMT

In my bathroom stall some little kid grafittied on the wall. In pencil he wrote "You have a big penis". Usually graffiti in a bathroom is...well...toilet humor. I found it uplifting that someone took the time to write a compliment on the wall. Maybe I should "pay-it-forward". The next public restroom I visit ill write something like "Your shirt really brings out the color of your beautiful eyes" or maybe "I hope your day is as grand as your genitalia". The kid also wrote "Your Momma's got boobs". Im not quite sure if that was meant as a compliment but at least he's accurate.

So this is LJ?

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:31:50 GMT

I have know fucking idea what im doing. You youngsters and your online networking. Your all pedophiles! Dateline told me so.